The Birth of Lies

από | Αυγ 25, 2014 | Inspirational, Uncategorized

Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day....
Where No Fan Has Gone Before

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

από | Ιούλ 25, 2014 | Education, Inspirational, Uncategorized

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften...

Fry Am the Egg Man

από | Ιούν 26, 2014 | Inspirational, Uncategorized

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now,...